In 1875, the world of chocolate changed forever with the invention of milk chocolate, and along with it, the fortunes of a new feline sensation: Big Booty Hank. Unlike the legendary Buccaneer Hank, who was all about high-seas adventures and rough cargo holds, Big Booty Hank’s journey was one of indulgence and unabashed flair.
Before milk chocolate, Hank had been indifferent to the rough and bitter chocolate of the day, wrestling instead with insecurities about his figure. But after his first taste of the creamy, luxurious new treat, Big Booty Hank’s life transformed. He embraced his curves, his cattitude, and his place as the world’s foremost connoisseur of milk chocolate.
He didn’t concern himself with the technicalities: though some say milk and chocolate were first mixed as a health drink back in 1682, Hank cared only for the taste. Creamy milk chocolate was now his true treasure, and he flaunted it shamelessly, becoming an icon in his own right, strutting through markets and charming anyone with a coin and an appetite for indulgence.
While Buccaneer Hank roamed the high seas in search of cacao, Big Booty Hank ruled the land with a wink and a purr, his “booty” bountiful with every silky bite of his beloved milk chocolate.
